Ask: What's the different between wife and girlfriend?
Adam: 20 pounds in weight
Ask: What's the different between husband and boyfriend?
Eva: 20 minutes in bed
Ask: How do you feel about yours marriage?
Adam: Married too early
Eva: Divorced too late
Ask: Do you both have anything in common?
Eva: Married the same day
Adam: We both like to watch Victoria's Secret Fashion show
Ask: If your wife die, do you have anything to say to her?
Adam: Finally, you're quite
Ask: If your husband die, do you want to say anything to him?
Eva: Finally, you're "hard"