Wednesday, June 3, 2009

3 eggs and $7000

A woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."


  1. least she had $7,000.....I would have only 2 eggs and probably 50 cents......

  2. lol, it's life, can't have everything heh?