Boss and diaper

rubik's theory

The effects of our slow economy

during this slow economic time, people are all careful with their money, even banks are making it harder for us at the atm.....

it's used to be so romantic when we gave our heart to someone we love, but now.........















and so....to concluded..our financial got hit just like.............pic below

interviewing Adam and Eva

Ask: What's the different between wife and girlfriend?
Adam: 20 pounds in weight

Ask: What's the different between husband and boyfriend?
Eva: 20 minutes in bed

Ask: How do you feel about yours marriage?
Adam: Married too early
Eva: Divorced too late

Ask: Do you both have anything in common?
Eva: Married the same day
Adam: We both like to watch Victoria's Secret Fashion show

Ask: If your wife die, do you have anything to say to her?
Adam: Finally, you're quite

Ask: If your husband die, do you want to say anything to him?
Eva: Finally, you're "hard"

3 eggs and $7000

A woman on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

crazy english

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

rape during the day!!!

This happen at an illegal parking lot during the day. The blond female were harassed by four to five blacks and whites males along with one mixed Asian. The people around here all witness this rape crime but no one dare to report it to the police.


Luckily one of the locals take some pictures and already reported it to the police. Checked out these pics

wedding's night

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My Lord, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture".

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

He then opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get It enlarged."

What's she really means

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You'd better not.
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
11. I love you = I need new clothes
12. Honey, I am sick = I don't want to cook
13. Honey, you can play golf this weekend = My mom is coming
14. You look tired = Are you cheating on me?
15. Let's have sex = I need more new clothes
16. Honey you want to talk? = Don't bother me
17. Do I look fat to you? = Watch your mouth
18. How is your work? = Where's your paycheck
19. Let's go to the mall = I need a bag-carrier
20. I am going shopping, do you need anything = Give me your creditcard